Book Review: Bina by Anakana Schofield

The last thing anyone wants to hear right now is a warning. Havenât we had enough of those? Even our traffic signs are being switched over to reminders about good hand hygiene. Although I agree this is all necessary, Iâve reached my limit of cautionary tales right now. Or, at least I THOUGHT I did, then I read Bina by Anakana Schofield* and I realized I was just sick of hearing a particular TYPE of warning. A book written by a woman whoâs simply had enough? Now that I can get behind.

Bina is a strange little novel, and those who have read Schofieldâs other books wonât be surprised by that (this is the first of hers Iâve ever read). Itâs about a 74-year-old woman who is writing down her regrets in hopes of preventing other women from experiencing the same setbacks. The book starts off with her explaining that inviting men into oneâs home never turns out well. To illustrate her point, she describes a man named Eddie who crashes his motorcycle into the side of her house, and for some strange reason (her motivations are never truly explained) she allows him to move in with her. It quickly becomes apparent he is not only abusive, but a criminal, using her backyard to dump things like medical waste. Meanwhile, a âtall manâ also comes round regularly to meet with her about some highly secretive activities theyâre engaged in, and although Bina seems conflicted about the things she does at his urging, itâs clear she truly believes she is helping others.
Iâm being purposefully vague here because piecing together Binaâs actions and what sheâs actually referring to during her rants is half the fun of this book. Everything is seen through her eyes, so it takes awhile to grasp what sheâs actually talking about, and because sheâs the type of person that seems to attract weird people, itâs an ongoing battle for the reader to understand how each person fits like a puzzle into her life. Because sheâs recalling things that have already happened (at least, thatâs how I read it), the timeline is a bit muddled, but ultimately that makes no difference to Bina. She wants you to listen carefully to what she has to say, because itâs the message that matters most.
Although I donât know how the author feels about this label, I would call this a work of feminist fiction. Bina is sick of peopleâs crap, and sheâs not afraid to say it. Her biting sense of humour is a balm to anyoneâs frayed nerves, this is one of my favourite lines:
âWhen you tell men how you actually feel about one of them they donât like itâŚWeâre always to be jollier than them or theyâll turn on you and call you bitter and a miser. Find me the one woman in Dickens who is allowed to be utterly miserable. Find me her now while I put the kettle onâŚâ (p. 84 of ARC).
To be clear, laughing along with, or even acknowledging the truth of this passage doesnât make you a man-hater. I love my husband, and many other men I know arenât like this at all. But Bina is pointing out the a general gender bias that most woman can probably relate to. Bina represents the elderly grandmother whispering in our ear how important it is to keep your own bank account even while married, or the kind aunt who encourages us to voice our opinions loudly, no matter the label attached to you. Iâve noticed an unfortunate pattern of late; older women who insist on pointing out how much harder they had it, claiming younger women are spoiled because things are so much easier now. While that is no doubt true (I read historical fiction, I know itâs easier now!) that doesnât mean we shouldnât be trying to improve things for future generations. This is Binaâs goal, in her actions and her warnings; a boost up for those who are following in her footsteps.

Once you do realize what Bina is up to it will shed an entirely new light on her character. Her words tell one story, while her actions tell a totally different one. Her dialogue is strict, short and snappy. The book is about 300-ish pages, but goes by incredibly quickly because many pages have only a few sentences on them, with lots of breaks in between passages. Although her writing tone suggests she doesnât have time for anyoneâs problems, and she basically states the same thing in so many words at the beginning, her biggest challenge is that she cares too much, which is whatâs getting her in trouble with the law. Yes this is a book of warnings, but itâs also an ode to independent thought and decisive action, something many can relate to and need at this very moment.
*this link leads you to the publisher page where you can hear a short reading of the book by the author who has a beautiful accent, so I highly recommend this!




OMG, this character reminds me, to some degree, of Maude from the classic film Herold and Maude. You think itâs going to be this boring film, but itâs so funny and dry. Maude gets tired of peopleâs crap, so sheâll do things like steal a motorcycle so she can steal a tree.
The interesting thing about women having it easier now: I keep hearing people say how thankful they are that we have technology during the shelter-in-place laws, but I told my husband last night, âExactly what do people think our ancestors were doing all day before technology? They were doing cross-stitch and busting out the pianoforte. Nothing would have been different!â He found that greatly amusing.
haha thatâs a good point! Iâm so grateful for tv though, like tv andâŚnetflix. If you only had access to like three channels (like I did growing up) this would be way harder :)
I thought you didnât watch a lot of TV. Perhaps weâre all going to revert back to âthe TV generationâ now that weâre so bored!
I donât, in fact days go by that I donât watch any at all (havenât watched anything for almost 7 days now) although I suppose its all relative? Some people may not consider that exceptional, whereas some people watch hours a day.
Honestly just knowing that Netflix is there if I get super bored and fed up with reading is comforting, no matter how likely that scenario isâŚ:)
A show like Nailed It! will certainly pull you out of any pandemic funk. Season 4, which just came out, is my favorite yet.
The men in Dickens arenât allowed to wallow in misery either⌠;)
I like your teapot!
Iâve never read anything by Schoefield but this does sound intriguing.
I heard good things about Martin John but never got around to it. And yes, thank you. That teapot looks nice on a shelf but it never gets used, I only make tea by the mug LOL
Great review of a great book! I loved Bina. You might want to check out her first two books â I think Malarky might still be my favourite!
I hope things are going well where you are! Iâm slowly trying to catch up a bit. Do you find it harder with a constantly full house? I sure do! Not complaining, though⌠:)
Gosh it is way harder with a full house, the kids are keeping me busy these days, thatâs for sure! We are coping though, and compared to many others we are lucky b/c my husbandâs job is secure. Iâm just trying to avoid the temptation of plunking my kids in front of the tv so I can get some work done haha
I know that feeling⌠:)
Itâs amazing how quickly this sped past. Her voice is almost hypnotic. And, as you say, the more you start to understand where sheâs coming from (whether or not you think youâd take the same approach), youâre all the more keen to see where things will end up.